This one is kind of funny because an elderly lady locks a policeman in her basement . . .
. . . and eventually gets a $95,000 settlement in addition to the fact that she got to lock a misbehaving police officer in her basement and still lives to tell about it. You can almost imagine her saying the other policemen who were hassling her, “You want to know where Dre is? He’s locked in my basement!” The story.
H/t: The Agitator, again.